why don’t adults roll around in grass and laugh and play?

words trickling down a staircase drip drip drip DROP they are melting off the page a road dahl book, the witches stirring the potion mix mix stirring the potion mix mix BOOM kaboom the potion comes out its made GRASS GRASS I SAY Grass you say? Yes, grass i say!! Boom boom The grass needs to be MOWED But i dont have a mower? Oh well what shall i DO I’ll conjure up a mower WAND WAND WHERE ART THOU WAND WAND Hocus locus focus a mower into my sight KAPLOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF brmmmmmm brmm the grass is mown clippings CLIPPINGS so…

body stuff

Dandruff Like snowflakes Winter in the summer Scratch scratch Ah, my favourite season       Pimples Like mountains on your skin Oh how I day dream about Mt BawBaw But I’m broke as fuck and the snow is for rich people. Oh pretty pimple, taking me places i’d never see otherwise       Cellulite Like waves on my skin Lumpy, dimpled flesh, textured skin Oh look at it! My skin so artful Dimples are cute, I am cute       Split ends Like tree branches and twig My hair is not dead, how dare you say! The…

we get it ur vegan

There once was a cow But then it died Because someone ate the cow   There once was a dog But then it died Because someone ate the dog MOM DONT EAT BUBBLES I DONT WANT BUBBLES TO DIE Its called the food chain Barbara, now shut the fuck up   There once was a human But then it died Because someone ate the human BUT MOM YOU DONT EAT HUMANS Its called the food chain Barbara now shut the fuck up   There once was a rat But then it died Because someone ate the rat EW MOM THATS…

#imfunny #sevenyearoldstuckinatwentytwoyearoldbody

I’m funny I’ve agreed to write every day for 21 days. Ie, 21 days in a row, I will write something. So that is, i write one piece of writing, 21 days in a row. Okay? Just in case there was any confusion. I dont want anyone to be confused. Confusled? Sure. BUT CONFUSED? MY NEVER!! Lord forbid we use words that are actually in the Oxford dictionary. Who the fuck even cares about Oxford? Its so.. well its so ENGLISH. And i’m an Aussie mate. A true fucken blue aussie.. FAIR DINKUM Anyways so for day 1, I thought…